Uncle Moes Bong Magic Lets clean the smoke bowl in under one minute
This video demonstrates just how easy it is to clean a bong smoke bowl in under a minute.
I’m just an ordinary guy with two skull fractures, two TBI and twice in a coma. Sometimes I “don’t speak right” and people “cannot understand the words that are coming out of my mouth” so I write my script for the screen and play some background noise (like the Golf Channel, the Weather Channel, Varney & Company…) on the soundtrack. I do not speak on the video.
Besides, the Real Action is the video itself, watching da Magic happen right before your very eyes! The Uncle Moes Bong Magic, that is…
We let the smoke bowl soak overnight in the Uncle Moes Smoke Bowl Soaking Cup and then wiped away all the gunk on the INSIDE by just swirling a small curved brush against it, then flushed with water.
On bong cleaning day, Two smoke Bowls enter – one smoke bowl leaves… to be cleaned.
Just like a lasagna pan with baked on food, somethings are best to soak in water. Would you use oven cleaner on a dirty dirty lasagna pan? Yuk. Uncle Moes Bong Magic! uses only FDA and USDA Food Grade ingredients. Don.t use harmful chemicals, soaps or alcohol to clean your bong – go with the BEST!
Go with Uncle Moes Bong Magic!
As a connoisseur of Premium Medicinal Herbs, I use a MEDICAL INSTRUMENT known as a “BONG” that uses WATER as a FILTER to separate out the harmful tars and resins as the smoke passes through the water, at the H2O atomic level. The bad residue floats in the water – not in your lungs. (sounds like an M&M commercial…)
A BONG is a remarkable medical instrument that also cools the temperature of the smoke – unlike smoking a joint, blunt or a pipe where you are inhaling HOT air.
A dirty Bong will make the most expensive herb taste like sucking on an old gym sock so I developed Uncle Moes Bong Magic to simplify the Bong Cleaning Process. It’s so easy to use that even your grandparents can use it … without a helper or assistant. “Independence – yippee!”
And to go along with “The BEST Bong Cleaner in the World!” I developed Uncle Moes Donkey Stick (a 2″x24″ Bong Cleaning Brush) – “Bigger, Longer, Better” – NOW with Splatter Shield Technology!
The Splatter Shield keeps all of those little flakes of bong water residue contained INSIDE the Splatter Shield – instead of Splattering all over YOU! (Bong water smells really bad!)
We recently added the Unicorn (1.5″x19″) and the Rainbow Pony (1.25″x19″) bong brushes (with Splatter Shields) to clean bong tubes when the Donkey Stick is “just too big” for the orifices of smaller bongs.
I invite you to visit Uncle Moes Emporium for our complete product line of Bong Cleaning Supplies to find the perfect gift for your parents, grandparents, children, friends, neighbors, co-workers, etc.
Your purchase helps a handicapped person build a better life, and a portion of each purchase automatically benefits the Charity or Charities listed on your eBay shopping cart. So to recap – you get great bong cleaning supplies (at a great price) while helping the handicapped and eBay charities. That’s a Win-Win-Win, right? Go Green and go have a great day – today!
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*** UPDATE ***
Egads! Uncle Moe has gone brush-less!
We no longer sell or recommend brushes for the Smoke Bowl or bong stem. Why? Because we were able to recreate, on more than one occasion, the microscopic fracturing of the thin glass that makes up the Smoke Bowl Air Hole. As the baked-on resins get “flung off” from the twisting action of a brush the carbon “pulls” the tiny fragments of glass with it, causing damage to the smoke bowl air hole. This led to the discovery that – with Uncle Moes Bong Magic- you don’t need no stinking brush to achieve superior cleaning results.
As you watch this outdated video please keep in mind that the brushes have been replaced by cleaning swabs. The new videos can be found with the search “Uncle Moes Bong Brushless”. As we produce more videos these old videos will be pulled down, but for now, it’s kinda cool to have a full screen of search results that all about Uncle Moes Bong!